coughloop:

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

mythicdove:

mythicdove:

mythicdove:

taking a gap year to play with my pussy

“can you explain this gap in your resume” yes so that was when i was jerking the meat off my body for 365 days straight

sorry it’s a leap year i meant 366

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bonesandthebees:

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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shamebats:

highdefinitions:

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

#he fucking walked in and said hey im andrew i was on the wiggles once. have you ever fucked god

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead

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ibis-radish:

humanoidpigeon:

ibis-radish:

I don’t have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(

more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again

It’s like I’m there

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i-have-good-taste:

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creative-anchorage:

dionysian-socialism:

[ID: tweet by @ SouthernMarxist of a quote by Rigoberta Menchu:

“It is said that our indigenous ancestors, Mayas and Aztecs, made human sacrifices to their gods. It occurs to me to ask: How many humans have been sacrificed to the gods of Capital in the last five hundred years?” End ID.]

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someguyiguess:

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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jadequarze:

Sacrificial lamb Savior

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

there’s no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you’ve had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it’s bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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moppynoko:

guy who talks about how much he hates furries and “SJWs” in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

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sab3rtooth:

o-oluuu:

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

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metamatar:

its so funny when usamericans of all people are like omg usa is 50 countries in a trench coat when you’re from a country like india where the first language of people changes atleast 20 times across state lines.

lets be clear though, the establishment of the united states involved a genocide of diverse cultures which is precisely what has made it so uncannily uniform today. from thousands of indigenous languages you now demand everyone speak one. sometimes you’ll accommodate spanish at best.

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evanezco:

Supercorp bicep meme, sketchier than usual but it was fun

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serialunaliver:

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